Deku scrubs reviews-1 Wii sports resort

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Wii sports resort






As you may know wii sports resort is motion plus and it does work but some of the sports don't really need it like cycling I'm going to split the 12 sports into sections if thats ok


POW right in the kisser-OW

Swordplay- there are 3 different sports in this all involving a sword

Duel-this is basically 2 people with a sword and B to defend then move about to were the foe is gonna hit you and swing to attack the motion plus comes in when you swing and you have 3 rounds you have to knock your opponent of the edge if you draw after those 3 rounds the outer circle moves away

Speed slice- this man throws objects onto the screen and a arrow tells you witch way you have to slice and after you slice you can destroy the item a bit more first one to do a certain amount of objects first wins

Showdown- you have 3 hearts if anyone hits you 3 times you have to start the level again this is fun easy at the start but gets harder green ranks are easy hardly attack or defend and have one heart gold have 1 heart but defend red have 2 hearts and defend and attack purple pretty similar and the boss for each area 3 hearts that defend attack and do sneaky tricks on the last few levels.

Wake boarding-one of the weaker sports but still a bit fun gets a bit repetitive a boat pulls you while your on a board and you can jump across the wake that's why they call it wake boarding and flick the remote up to do tricks doesn't really use motion plus much and that's about it

That suns gonna get in his eyes

Frisbee- these are 2 sports the Frisbee i think is hard to control but the golf is a blast in 2 player

aww how cute

Frisbee dog- you throw a Frisbee for the dog and there's a circle on the ground and a arrow pointing at the middle throw it there and if the dog catches it you get 100 points and there's the outer circle where you get less points then halfway through there are balloons witch are worth 50 points i played 2 player with my uncle and he is good at Frisbee he had dogs when he was younger and he used to play Frisbee with jenny a lot

Frisbee golf- just like regular golf but with a Frisbee you'll be getting a lot more hazards the easiest one to get a hole in one is resort A second course there's the usual 3 holes 9 holes and 18 holes 6 courses to begin with 1 to unlock and pars and birdies just like golf but with a Frisbee



Archery- you draw your bow and shoot,try aim for the middle pretty easy on the beginners course but when your in a volcano with a rock in the way and wind pretty hard right to get a stamp(I'll explain about them later) you have to get 3 golds in every single level hard eh. and it's so precise it senses when your hands shaking. Z to draw back the bow while pulling the nunchuk further and A to draw the bow



Basketball- the second sport is one of my favorites there's 2 sports in this category

3-point contest- you have a time limit and you shoot balls into the basket just you unless your playing with other people and you press B to take a ball and flick the remote up to jump and down to shoot simple.

3-on-3 match- you are against 3 people and it's a game of basketball when you try to shoot A or the cross to pass and shake up+down to dribble like you do with a normal basketball and what you did in the other mode to shoot or slam dunk

Table tennis- a nice relaxing sport with 2 sports in. in both these sports your mii wears a Hawaiian shirt



Table tennis- like a game of table tennis you can pull fancy spins it's ace much better than the wii play table tennis the pool behind makes you want to be there

Return challenge-the man throws loads of balls easy at first but gets harder and you have to return them and glasses are on the table if you hit them you gain more points

Golf and bowling- I've grouped these 2 together because they where in the original and bowling now has a 100 pin mode and golf has a better power meter and has 18 holes instead of 9

Remind you of anything



Power cruising-
this sport See's you cruising trough hoops and there's bonus rings to go through rev like a motorbike to get a speed boost and A to accelerate it's a really enjoyable sport



Canoeing- one of my other favorites is this you use the remote as a paddle and do a certain amount of meters in a time limit and if you complete it you have to go further next time on expert rocks fall from the sky witch is a tough obstacle

Nooooooooooooooo not the ducks

cycling- one of the one's that don't use motion plus a lot but still great fun the control is like sonic and Mario at the Olympics and you have to get from 30th to 1st there's 3 stage races 1stage races and 6 stage races witch are fun



Air sports- split in to 3 groups all enjoyable

Skydiving- The first sport you do you skydive of the plane to arrive at your luxury holiday link up with other miis and they take picture's

Island flyover-you flyover the island collecting all 80 information points and you unlock stuff like night mode balloons and new blimp design and you collect them in all the times day,evening and night witch should keep you busy. the fun part is crasing the plane in so many different ways.



Dogfight- 2 player only you fly around with 20 balloons and collect some when it says shooting your opponents balloons lowers his balloons whoever has the most balloons when times up wins

other info- you go up levels like pro like the other you collect stamps for doing certain things and the downside is if you want it in multi player you spend a lot

game + 3 motion plus + 3 nunchuks = a lot of money

+can be played over again
+great package
+lot's of sports
+multi players a blast
-pricey if you want multi player
-some weak sports

92% overall a good game if the island was real I'd like to stay there
The island in all it's glory

feel free to post comments hope you liked it

I bet your English teacher secretly hates you.

Don't mind Nabarl he cries when he sees spelling mistakes, although that is a valid point as your spelling in your reviews does need to improve.

Apart from that it wasn't that bad of a review, you defiantly gave a good strong opinion throughout.

There's room for improvement but still, nice work.

I am relentless in my criticism.

And I was crying over the fact he only used 2 commas in the entire review. ;_;

Although the reviews content was mediocre at best. Unoriginal, and just not very interesting to read.

if you thought that was bad look at this http://mariokartwiitheclan.pro-forums.com/ftopic614.php

It's a nice review but there are a lot of spelling and grammar issues and i think you've overcrowded it with screenshots mate.

I thought it was alright. It has a good length to it, but of course, quantity isn't everything. You need to back that up with valid reasons for opinions, good grammar and making the review enjoyable overall.

I do think that your grammar needs a little work. Be sure to clearly indicate when you start a new sentence to avoid confusion. And maybe spacing out the screenshots a bit (and maybe some captions?) would help, too.

Other than that, I liked it! It's a clear insight to the qualities of the game.

It's nice, but like the others said over crowded with images, and the grammar and spelling is a bit off. Anyway, like I said before, nice

You should use bbcode more as well.

Deku scrub wrote:if you thought that was bad look at this http://mariokartwiitheclan.pro-forums.com/ftopic614.php

Dearest, I'm the one who commented on that review.

Your kricken king

Why'd you call urself nabarl

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